resumes today (more or less) weekly column called" The Monday Plautmasch ", in which the distinguished professor, former Nobel prize winner of several Academy Awards and three Telegatti, entertains readers with reflections and thoughts on various topics related to every field of human knowledge, because he is a professional spin doctors.
NOT CHANGE FOR THIS YEAR, THE BLOGS AND THE SEA
"Hello?"
"Hello Professor"
"Hello young man, what a pleasure to hear. How were the holidays?"
"Okay ... I am relaxed ... too bad incident during my first week of work
" Yes, I read ... of course you too, damn it! "
"Me too what?"
"Stop the car .. Can it be that the strip has not yet learned in Milan that pedestrians are expendable items in order to obtain a smooth road? "
" I'm beginning to think so, but do not talk about this ... why has not sent me the piece to be published on Monday? "
" But I'm still on holiday, are at sea. "
" How still on holiday? Here we have reopened the blog "
" But you were not to reopen the 30? "
" NO! And we left without his piece: what a figure! "
" I had not said, however, I wanted to take a sabbatical? "
" Damn it: she has made a commitment prciso with this blog. "
" Come And Verba Volant PAPER PUREM "
" Apart from that the proverb is not so, I hope that this Monday you can fix it. "
" Absolutely not. Here I am having a great time here on the beach with my colleagues and friends, Rita, Margaret and Renato. "
" Scientists? "
" Yes, it is they are just as fun ... "
" Come on ... could not choose a pet younger? "
" Young man you speak so why not know them! Should hear their speeches the Rita has a genuine passion for Fabrizio Corona says that pokes like a chimney. And Renato ... mamma mia ... runs after all girls topless. "
" And Margaret? "
" He knows that for years she's in love with her lost calls ... MY LOVE plutonium
"Platonic, it means"
"No, no .. Pluto. A wonderful love ATOMIC"
"I agree ... disagree ... it's all nice, but ... the piece?"
"I said I took a sabbatical"
"But I've already sold a number of advertising spaces in the BLOG!"
"I do not mind the gross pecuniary. Again: a sabbatical"
"It's a lot of euros"
"Ummmm .. better quantify, please"
"Thousands ... tens of thousands ..."
"Oh my God ... they are already tired at the end of the holidays and then the summer is ending and a year is gone. You know what? I nearly back to work. What do you think?"
"As usual, she churns out great ideas ..."
"I can not do other than agree ... hey! You 3: Stop! Stop it! For the misery of your cartilage! Young man, we feel another m omentum, those three have made reckless dance WAKA WAKA! "
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